Putting the "harm" in "pharmacy" since 2001! Shit I blog about: Vincent Piazza, Boardwalk Empire, Chicago Cubs, Chicago Blackhawks and my Rottweiler Wrigley.

 

How I feel when I watch Maury. I swear, I laughed so hard, I laughed my dogs balls off, LMAO!!!

How I feel when I watch Maury. I swear, I laughed so hard, I laughed my dogs balls off, LMAO!!!

Just what I needed to start my morning off right before I head off to that shitter of a pharmacy to deal with idiots. $1000 says my first patient is some idiot who needs 29 gauge 1cc syringes. Nothing like starting the day off with pumping some smack into your veins. God help me.

Vinny! Make like Calgon and take me away!! ;o)

(Source: sansahowls)

Wrigley and I were watching “The Color Purple” and you just can’t watch that movie without quoting it….

Me: “Chirrin’s gots to have a pa!”

Wrigley pondered that for a moment and then he gave me one. LMAO!!!

Wrigley and I were watching “The Color Purple” and you just can’t watch that movie without quoting it….

Me: “Chirrin’s gots to have a pa!”

Wrigley pondered that for a moment and then he gave me one. LMAO!!!

I gotta send a shout out to my friend Danae who started her own business making skin products. If you like Bath and Body Works, you’ll love her line of stuff called Aura. She makes EVERYTHING! Bar soap, sugar scrubs, body butter, body sprays, candles and all that jazz. All of her stuff is custom made in whatever scent you like. She’s made me stuff with Sandalwood, Egyptian Sandalwood, Egyptian Musk and my personal favorite: Daisy Dream Girl. Very intoxicating stuff. I personally use the bar soap, sugar scrub and body butter. My skin has never been so soft. So many people compliment me on the scents I wear. So if you’re looking for some kick ass body stuff, look no further. Check her out on her Aura Facebook page! She makes stuff for women, men, children and now she’s beginning to expand to a pet line! Once she gets that going, Wrigley’s going to smell like a hot sexy Italian like Vincent Piazza!

I gotta send a shout out to my friend Danae who started her own business making skin products. If you like Bath and Body Works, you’ll love her line of stuff called Aura. She makes EVERYTHING! Bar soap, sugar scrubs, body butter, body sprays, candles and all that jazz. All of her stuff is custom made in whatever scent you like. She’s made me stuff with Sandalwood, Egyptian Sandalwood, Egyptian Musk and my personal favorite: Daisy Dream Girl. Very intoxicating stuff. I personally use the bar soap, sugar scrub and body butter. My skin has never been so soft. So many people compliment me on the scents I wear. So if you’re looking for some kick ass body stuff, look no further. Check her out on her Aura Facebook page! She makes stuff for women, men, children and now she’s beginning to expand to a pet line! Once she gets that going, Wrigley’s going to smell like a hot sexy Italian like Vincent Piazza!

This is adorable! I can’t wait to see the end result of the other one you’re working on. :o)

gothtigger92:

Got bored and am missing working on the “Jersey Boys” picture, so I drew some more “Jersey Boys” fan art. Granted, it’s not as awesome as the other picture I’ve been working on, but this is the best I could do while stuck in the back seat on a trip to Jersey(ironically enough :/).

This is adorable! I can’t wait to see the end result of the other one you’re working on. :o)

gothtigger92:

Got bored and am missing working on the “Jersey Boys” picture, so I drew some more “Jersey Boys” fan art. Granted, it’s not as awesome as the other picture I’ve been working on, but this is the best I could do while stuck in the back seat on a trip to Jersey(ironically enough :/).

I really think Wrigley’s intrigued by umpire Jim Joyce. He’s quite expressive when it comes to calling a strike, lol.

Once again, I have a very vivid and very fuckered up dream. I dreamt that my ex called me to tell me that he was on his way over with his best friend. He informed me that I should call my best friend so she could hook up with his friend. In reality, they both dated but broke up.
Anyways, he shows up with not only his best friend but with a shit load of people. I was like…
Me: “Dude! Who the fuck are all these people and why did you bring them over?”
For some ungodly reason, I let them in and tell them to go downstairs. In  my dreams, I have a tricked out basement with a haunted bedroom. In reality, I don’t have a basement. Anyways, everyone is down there including my cousin Tony and my other cousin’s father. They’re looking at a terrarium that I apparently forgot that I had. I was mortified because I knew there had to be critters in there and I neglected them. I’m looking in it and it turns out there were frogs, toads and fish in it. The fish were Angelfish and MIckey Mouse Platies. The interesting part was they interbred and had amazingly beautiful babies. The weird part was the terrarium was on a 3 legged tablet and I was afraid it would tip over so I moved the terrarium to a different place.
I go upstairs because I noticed people were missing and I didn’t want these strange folks roaming around my house. As I’m walking upstairs, I notice some bitch flicking her cigarette ashes on my area rug. I go up to her…
Me: “Don’t put your ashes out on the carpet!”
Bitch: “I didn’t do that.”
Me: “Yes, you did. They’re all over the carpet!”
Bitch: “I don’t know what you’re talking about!”
Me: “Look there, stupid bitch! Now, you can get the fuck out of my house!”
And this idiot thought I was playing with her. She started to call out for my ex….
Me: “What the fuck are you calling him for? This isn’t his house! Now, you can get the fuck out or I can toss you the fuck out!”
And this point, my mother shows up and she’s trying to calm me down. That’s when I hear a dude scream. I go into a bedroom and see about 4 naked guys. One is using a penis pump and another is laying on the bed reading the “Cat in the Hat”. Apparently, this was my nieces bedroom. I lost my shit…
Me: “Why the fuck are you screaming?! Did someone hurt you?”
Dude: “No.”
Me: “Then shut the fuck up! Why the fuck are all of you in here?”
That’s when my mother came into the room and was trying to calm me down. One of the dude’s touched my mother’s arm and I went off…
Me: “Dude! Don’t touch my mother! What the fuck is wrong with you! I don’t know where the fuck your hand has been!”
And that’s when I flipped my lid, grabbed this huge ass dildo on the floor and began to beat the shit out of him with it. I was walloping him over the head with it. I’m talking a classic Chi-Town beatdown! Now, here’s where it gets interesting. I got fed up with all this bullshit going on in my house and I screamed…
Me: “VINCENT!! YOU NEED TO GET YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS OUT OF MY HOUSE! WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP PEOPLE DO YOU ASSOCIATE WITH AND WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU BRINGING THESE ASSHOLES INTO MY HOUSE?!!!”
It turns out that my ex turned into Vinny. I woke up after all that tomfoolery. What kind of fuckered up dream was that?!
I experience a lot of deja vu and have had dreams come true so I guess I should put this out there: Vinny, in the event that you and I meet and become friends, don’t ask to bring your friends to my house. They aren’t civilized and don’t know how to act right. I got enough problems and don’t need these sons’o’bitches having orgies and disrespecting my house! The last thing I need is to catch a case because I killed all these uncouth idiots!

Once again, I have a very vivid and very fuckered up dream. I dreamt that my ex called me to tell me that he was on his way over with his best friend. He informed me that I should call my best friend so she could hook up with his friend. In reality, they both dated but broke up.

Anyways, he shows up with not only his best friend but with a shit load of people. I was like…

Me: “Dude! Who the fuck are all these people and why did you bring them over?”

For some ungodly reason, I let them in and tell them to go downstairs. In  my dreams, I have a tricked out basement with a haunted bedroom. In reality, I don’t have a basement. Anyways, everyone is down there including my cousin Tony and my other cousin’s father. They’re looking at a terrarium that I apparently forgot that I had. I was mortified because I knew there had to be critters in there and I neglected them. I’m looking in it and it turns out there were frogs, toads and fish in it. The fish were Angelfish and MIckey Mouse Platies. The interesting part was they interbred and had amazingly beautiful babies. The weird part was the terrarium was on a 3 legged tablet and I was afraid it would tip over so I moved the terrarium to a different place.

I go upstairs because I noticed people were missing and I didn’t want these strange folks roaming around my house. As I’m walking upstairs, I notice some bitch flicking her cigarette ashes on my area rug. I go up to her…

Me: “Don’t put your ashes out on the carpet!”

Bitch: “I didn’t do that.”

Me: “Yes, you did. They’re all over the carpet!”

Bitch: “I don’t know what you’re talking about!”

Me: “Look there, stupid bitch! Now, you can get the fuck out of my house!”

And this idiot thought I was playing with her. She started to call out for my ex….

Me: “What the fuck are you calling him for? This isn’t his house! Now, you can get the fuck out or I can toss you the fuck out!”

And this point, my mother shows up and she’s trying to calm me down. That’s when I hear a dude scream. I go into a bedroom and see about 4 naked guys. One is using a penis pump and another is laying on the bed reading the “Cat in the Hat”. Apparently, this was my nieces bedroom. I lost my shit…

Me: “Why the fuck are you screaming?! Did someone hurt you?”

Dude: “No.”

Me: “Then shut the fuck up! Why the fuck are all of you in here?”

That’s when my mother came into the room and was trying to calm me down. One of the dude’s touched my mother’s arm and I went off…

Me: “Dude! Don’t touch my mother! What the fuck is wrong with you! I don’t know where the fuck your hand has been!”

And that’s when I flipped my lid, grabbed this huge ass dildo on the floor and began to beat the shit out of him with it. I was walloping him over the head with it. I’m talking a classic Chi-Town beatdown! Now, here’s where it gets interesting. I got fed up with all this bullshit going on in my house and I screamed…

Me: “VINCENT!! YOU NEED TO GET YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS OUT OF MY HOUSE! WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP PEOPLE DO YOU ASSOCIATE WITH AND WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU BRINGING THESE ASSHOLES INTO MY HOUSE?!!!”

It turns out that my ex turned into Vinny. I woke up after all that tomfoolery. What kind of fuckered up dream was that?!

I experience a lot of deja vu and have had dreams come true so I guess I should put this out there: Vinny, in the event that you and I meet and become friends, don’t ask to bring your friends to my house. They aren’t civilized and don’t know how to act right. I got enough problems and don’t need these sons’o’bitches having orgies and disrespecting my house! The last thing I need is to catch a case because I killed all these uncouth idiots!

I just got home from work. Nice to know my dog’s enjoying the Cubs game while I make money.

I just got home from work. Nice to know my dog’s enjoying the Cubs game while I make money.

Wrigley’s watching Sammy Sosa and Moises Alou in a classic Cubs vs Brewers game from 2004.

Watching Derek Jeter’s last appearance on an All Star game.

Watching Derek Jeter’s last appearance on an All Star game.

Vinny with a kick ass painting of himself as Lucky Luciano painted by Perry Milou.

Vinny with a kick ass painting of himself as Lucky Luciano painted by Perry Milou.

(Source: perrymilou.com)