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If I didn't have to legally deal drugs to pay my bills, I'd rather be at Wrigley Field, home of the Chicago Cubs, and at the United Center, home of the Chicago Blackhawks!
I love me some Boardwalk Empire and because of that, I spend a whole lot of obsessive time fantasizing about the various ways I can ravish Vincent Piazza. As if you couldn't figure that out by all the pics I post of him on here.
In short, this is the kind of shit that swirls around in my melon. Don't say I didn't warn you. I take no responsibility if you're mentally scarred by the shit I post on here!!
Vinny’s gonna be on telly tonight…
According to this website, he’ll be on this telly show tonight…
How I Rock It (10 p.m., Esquire) – Get stylish with classic car connoisseur Jonathan Ward, Air Jordan designer Tinker Hatfield, Hip Hop producer 88-Keys and Boardwalk Empire’s Lucky Luciano, Vincent Piazza.
I done checked Comcast and in the Chicago area, it says I have this channel. It’s 118. They better not be messing with my emotions!!
ROFLMAO!!! Holy sheep shit! I damn near fell out of my chair laughing at this one. Yep, this is some funny ass shit a Mexican dad would say. And now you know why some Mexican families have a shit load of children. Lord have mercy.
My dad just said “were not white we don’t plan our children”
Our Lady of Guadalupe…
Her feast day is coming up soon so I thought I’d share my dad’s rendition of how, in his words, she got Mexicans to build a church in her honor. If you’re all wondering where I get my wit and story telling ways from, I get it from my dad. Big Al:
So one day, the Virgin Mary appears to an indian named Juan Diego and tells him he needs to tell everyone about her and they need to build a church in her honor. Juan Diego tells her: ‘You gotta give me proof. Mexicans don’t believe shit’, so she cures his sick uncle but Mexicans were like ‘He drank 7-Up, burped out the cancer and that’s why he feels fine now’, so Juan Diego tells her that he needs better proof to convince these heathen Mexicans. So she makes roses grow on a hill in the middle of December. It’s not so much that they grew in December but those kind of roses don’t grow in Mexico. She tells him: “Take these son’bitches to town and show everyone!” So he plucks them, puts them in his cloak, he goes to town, opens up his cloak and not only were there roses, she appeared on his cloak as a way to say: ‘See! I’m real, bitches!’ And that’s how she got a big ass church built in her honor!
ROFLMAO!!! I swear, he knows how to break shit down!
For those who aren’t Catholic/Christian/Mexican, this picture is of the actual cloak that belonged to Juan Diego. It’s on display at, you guessed it, Basilica of Our Lady of Guadalupe in Mexico City. In fact, she got *2* churches out of the deal. The 1st one had structural issues but still stands and because Mexicans are scared of pissing her off, they built her another even fancier church just in case the 1st one takes a huge shit, lol.