Pharmacy Follies

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When I'm not at Pharmacy Hell, I'm home with my dogs and critters. Check us out at Sekc's Zoo and at Facebook.

If I didn't have to legally deal drugs to pay my bills, I'd rather be at Wrigley Field, home of the Chicago Cubs, and at the United Center, home of the Chicago Blackhawks!

I love me some Boardwalk Empire and because of that, I spend a whole lot of obsessive time fantasizing about the various ways I can ravish Vincent Piazza. As if you couldn't figure that out by all the pics I post of him on here.

In short, this is the kind of shit that swirls around in my melon. Don't say I didn't warn you. I take no responsibility if you're mentally scarred by the shit I post on here!!

Apr 16
Vinny thinks the Sharks are going to take Lord Stanley this year. Vinny, you and I need to have a little chat about this. Methinks my boys at the Madhouse on Madison might want to keep Lord Stanley in Chicago for another year. ;o)

Vinny thinks the Sharks are going to take Lord Stanley this year. Vinny, you and I need to have a little chat about this. Methinks my boys at the Madhouse on Madison might want to keep Lord Stanley in Chicago for another year. ;o)


Apr 14
I just want you all to know that I saw this in Entertainment Weekly, I screamed like a raving psychopath and orgasmed at the same time! Look at Vinny!! I’m so excited for him!! I took June 20th off just so I can see this movie and I’m praying to God that it will be at the drive-in because I know Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons will sound so sweet in my Hummer’s tricked out sound system!!

I just want you all to know that I saw this in Entertainment Weekly, I screamed like a raving psychopath and orgasmed at the same time! Look at Vinny!! I’m so excited for him!! I took June 20th off just so I can see this movie and I’m praying to God that it will be at the drive-in because I know Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons will sound so sweet in my Hummer’s tricked out sound system!!


Apr 13
My Brother in Law sent me this picture and asked if Wrigley could do this. I was going to do it but decided that it would be a waste of bread to do so. Besides, we’re Mexican. If I was going to do something like this, I figured I should use flour and corn tortillas, tostadas and I’d even throw in a can of frijoles for good measure. Wrigley ain’t no punk!!!

My Brother in Law sent me this picture and asked if Wrigley could do this. I was going to do it but decided that it would be a waste of bread to do so. Besides, we’re Mexican. If I was going to do something like this, I figured I should use flour and corn tortillas, tostadas and I’d even throw in a can of frijoles for good measure. Wrigley ain’t no punk!!!


Dolce Madre di Gesu!! My favorite wrestler is going to be in the motherfuckin house!!!! I love me some Sting!! The best part of this is on June 20th, Vinny will be gracing his sexy ass on the screen in Jersey Boys and I’ll get to see the Stinger the next day!! The Lord is my shepherd and He knows what I want!!

Dolce Madre di Gesu!! My favorite wrestler is going to be in the motherfuckin house!!!! I love me some Sting!! The best part of this is on June 20th, Vinny will be gracing his sexy ass on the screen in Jersey Boys and I’ll get to see the Stinger the next day!! The Lord is my shepherd and He knows what I want!!


I was in the mood to take it back to the old school and paint my nails red with the half moon design.  It’s my goal in life to find a fire engine red/Corvette red pearl nail polish. Short of asking my dad, who’s a Corvette buff and owns one, to ask his Corvette peeps to give me an actual batch of Corvette red pearl CAR PAINT so I can put it on my nails, I figured I’d better combine a red polish with a red glitter polish to achieve the look.

Not only that, I feel that red looks spectacular on shorter nails and I really wanted to try the “stiletto nail” look. I attempted it once and it did not look right. I figured I better let a professional shape them for me so off to the nail shop I went. Even though I always end up grabbing a file and shaping my nails again, after the nail tech does them, it did look a little better than when I originally did it myself. I figured if I didn’t like it, I’ll just file them down and get tips put on and square off my nails like I normally wear them. I didn’t quite dig them until I polished them and I really like the way they look.  Here’s the pros…

  • They look striking. Because of the color and shape, everybody and they mama notices them.
  • Because they are a bit shorter than I usually keep my nails, it is a bit easier to type and that’s important because I work in a pharmacy and a big part of my job is typing shit.

Here’s the cons…

  • Because they’re pointed, you run the risk of poking out a damn eye or accidentally circumcising someone, LMAO!!
  • I can’t imagine rocking this look with longer nails. It may not look right.
  • It can be a bit harder to open shit but I’m getting used to it.
  • You may have to constantly file them in order to maintain the shape especially if you constantly type. It’s only been a few days since I’ve had them, and I haven’t been at work since I’ve gotten them done, so we’ll see how true that is by the end of the week.
  •  Because of the shape, you may be limited when it comes to nail art and designs. So far, I’m in the half moon phase and may rock that look with different shades of polish and I may be able to go buck wild with striping paints and rhinestones but I cannot imagine doing a French manicure on this shape. I don’t think it would look right.

Other than that, it’s different and I like the way they look with the colors I have on them. I used a few different colors to get this look. I used Nina Ultra Pro “Red Fox” for the red base. I think I only used one coat of that. Then I used Wet N Wild Coloricon “Rockin Rubies” on top of that. I used about 2 coats of that. For the half moon, I used Revlon “Stunning”. I topped all of that off with INM Northern Lights “Silver” hologram top coat to really bring out the sparkle and then used “Oh So Wet” quick dry top coat to seal it.

Because my celly rarely captures the brilliance of the nail polish colors, I took 2 pics. The one on the left is without the flash and the second one is with the flash.


Vinny getting Pit Bull kisses at the ASPCA charity event.

Vinny getting Pit Bull kisses at the ASPCA charity event.


Apr 12
Thanks for writing. Tooter can walk fine on all fours as he’s always running around the house and outside. He does need a spring time trim and I’ll probably give him one tomorrow before he goes outside to play.
Have you ever thought your turtles nails looked a little long? Male box turtles do tend to have longer nails, but not…

-Nothing like coming home to only be greeted by the turtle!

-Nothing like coming home to only be greeted by the turtle!


Apr 11
Isn’t this cake absolutely SPECTACULAR?!! It’s so beautiful that it’s damn near a sin to eat it. After seeing this gorgeous work of art, someone decides to ask their local baker if they can replicate it. I’m sure the conversation went down like this…
Customer: “I saw this cake. It’s absolutely beautiful. Would you be able to make this for my daughters birthday?”
Baker: “Of course! Ain’t no thing but a chicken wing!”
Customer: “But it’s got to look exactly like this. I want my baby to be blown away when she sees it. Can you dig it?”
Baker: “I dig! This is a piece of cake! No pun intended! She’ll love it.”
And this is the piece de resistance…




And you know damn well when the customer broke down in tears, the baker was fucking dumbfounded and said…
Baker: “What’s wrong? It looks exactly like the picture you showed me!”
The hilarious part was when I showed my dad. Like most folks, he was really impressed by the first picture and couldn’t believe it was a cake. Then I showed him the bootleg version. The look on his face and his reaction was fucking priceless…
Big Al: “That looks like a God damn clusterfuck!!”
ROFLMAO!! I love me some Cake Wrecks!! It’s been about 3 hours since I first saw this and I’m still laughing so hard that I’m crying.

Isn’t this cake absolutely SPECTACULAR?!! It’s so beautiful that it’s damn near a sin to eat it. After seeing this gorgeous work of art, someone decides to ask their local baker if they can replicate it. I’m sure the conversation went down like this…

Customer: “I saw this cake. It’s absolutely beautiful. Would you be able to make this for my daughters birthday?”

Baker: “Of course! Ain’t no thing but a chicken wing!”

Customer: “But it’s got to look exactly like this. I want my baby to be blown away when she sees it. Can you dig it?”

Baker: “I dig! This is a piece of cake! No pun intended! She’ll love it.”

And this is the piece de resistance…




And you know damn well when the customer broke down in tears, the baker was fucking dumbfounded and said…

Baker: “What’s wrong? It looks exactly like the picture you showed me!”

The hilarious part was when I showed my dad. Like most folks, he was really impressed by the first picture and couldn’t believe it was a cake. Then I showed him the bootleg version. The look on his face and his reaction was fucking priceless…

Big Al: “That looks like a God damn clusterfuck!!”

ROFLMAO!! I love me some Cake Wrecks!! It’s been about 3 hours since I first saw this and I’m still laughing so hard that I’m crying.


I got a call from my dad that my Godfather/Uncle was not doing too well and that I need to go and see him ASAP. He’s been sick for a while but nothing could prepare me for what I saw when I went to see him. He was in the hospital but he wanted to be at home when he passed away. When I got there, he lost so much weight that he had no muscle on him and he was not responsive. He could hear us but could not talk. I kissed him and told him I loved him. 
Later on, I was at home and I was taking a nap. I dreamt that I was at my Uncle’s house just like we were this morning. We were getting ready to leave and I noticed that he was sitting up and looking out the window. He was looking at the sky. It was absolutely beautiful. It was so blue. I was awaken by my phone ringing. It was my dad calling me to tell me that my Uncle had passed away.  I don’t know if that dream was my Uncle’s way of letting me know that he was gone but I know he’s in a better place. He’s no longer suffering. I love you, Uncle Peter.
The pic above is of the sky at Wrigley Field. I’ve always loved the way the sky looks when it comes to sunrise, the clouds and sunsets. This particular picture was taken after my ex and I parted ways after almost 12 years of being together. I was absolutely devastated by that break up as it caught me off guard. I went into a really deep depression and I knew I had to get my shit together and as crazy as this sounds, the only thing that brightened my day was knowing that baseball was going to start. The sad thing was I always went to Cubs games with my ex so I didn’t know how I was going to feel going to a game without him. Even though my soul feels at peace when I’m at Wrigley Field, I was feeling a little apprehensive until I got to my seat in the Upper Deck and saw the sky. I could not believe how spectacular it looked and what was even more impressive was how well the cheap ass cell phone I had at the time captured this image. After seeing the sky, I knew that things were going to get better and thankfully, they did. Even though there are times I’d like to mow my ex down with my Hummer, I’m at peace in my life, LMAO!!!

I got a call from my dad that my Godfather/Uncle was not doing too well and that I need to go and see him ASAP. He’s been sick for a while but nothing could prepare me for what I saw when I went to see him. He was in the hospital but he wanted to be at home when he passed away. When I got there, he lost so much weight that he had no muscle on him and he was not responsive. He could hear us but could not talk. I kissed him and told him I loved him.

Later on, I was at home and I was taking a nap. I dreamt that I was at my Uncle’s house just like we were this morning. We were getting ready to leave and I noticed that he was sitting up and looking out the window. He was looking at the sky. It was absolutely beautiful. It was so blue. I was awaken by my phone ringing. It was my dad calling me to tell me that my Uncle had passed away.  I don’t know if that dream was my Uncle’s way of letting me know that he was gone but I know he’s in a better place. He’s no longer suffering. I love you, Uncle Peter.

The pic above is of the sky at Wrigley Field. I’ve always loved the way the sky looks when it comes to sunrise, the clouds and sunsets. This particular picture was taken after my ex and I parted ways after almost 12 years of being together. I was absolutely devastated by that break up as it caught me off guard. I went into a really deep depression and I knew I had to get my shit together and as crazy as this sounds, the only thing that brightened my day was knowing that baseball was going to start. The sad thing was I always went to Cubs games with my ex so I didn’t know how I was going to feel going to a game without him. Even though my soul feels at peace when I’m at Wrigley Field, I was feeling a little apprehensive until I got to my seat in the Upper Deck and saw the sky. I could not believe how spectacular it looked and what was even more impressive was how well the cheap ass cell phone I had at the time captured this image. After seeing the sky, I knew that things were going to get better and thankfully, they did. Even though there are times I’d like to mow my ex down with my Hummer, I’m at peace in my life, LMAO!!!


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