Putting the "harm" in "pharmacy" since 2001! Shit I blog about: Vincent Piazza, Boardwalk Empire, Chicago Cubs, Chicago Blackhawks and my Rottweiler Wrigley.

 

-“Low Down Dirty Shame” is on. That movie is a scream and it was Waymon who set it off: “Oh, Peaches! On your way to the post office, can you please stop by the store and get me a box of relaxer. And make sure it says mild, last time you got me super, girl!!”, ROFLMAO!!

A rather psychotic looking Lucky. I’d still bang him though. I can’t wait for Sunday!!

A rather psychotic looking Lucky. I’d still bang him though. I can’t wait for Sunday!!

-The highlight of my day: I’m on my way to get groceries and the local anti-Obama, anti-immigration, everyone wants to take my guns away fuck nuts are out in full effect with their signs and are protesting on the side of the road. The light turns red and I happen to stop next to them. No biggie except I’m listening to Puerto Rican music, which seemed to set them off, so it made total sense for one of them to shout…

Fuck Nut: “GO BACK TO MEXICO!”

Because Puerto Rico and Mexico are all the same but that’s totally besides the point. I just smiled and gave them a thumbs up which seemed to piss them off even more….

Fuck Nut: “This is AMERICA!!! We speak ENGLISH here!”

That’s when I lowered my window all the way down and here’s where the fun began….

Me: “HEY, DUMB SHITS!!! Speaking of English, you might want to check your sign! There’s 2 m’s in “immigration” and 1 l in “illegals!! Have a nice day!!”

And I cranked up my radio some more and went on about my business. The moral of the story: If you want to be a racist fucktard who hates the black man in La Casa Blanca and is paranoid that someone is going to break down your door and take all your guns away, go on with your bad self. However, if you’re going to proclaim that English is the language of the land, and it’s NOT as the United States of America does NOT have an official language, then you might want to be sure you can speak and SPELL it correctly. Doing otherwise will cause the Mexican who’s listening to Puerto Rican music, who also no problem with the right to bear arms, to point out and revel in your stupidity. Lord have mercy.

-Most dogs don’t like the blow dryer. So folks have to negotiate with their dogs in order to get them dry. 

Normal folk: “Now, Muffin, be Mommy’s good boy! Be a sweetie! I’ll buy you a toy for being a nice baby!” 

Me: “DUDE! Are you on quaaludes?! You ain’t getting in my car soaking wet! Behave or I’ll punch you in the butt!”

ROFLMAO!!

-Most dogs don’t like the blow dryer. So folks have to negotiate with their dogs in order to get them dry.

Normal folk: “Now, Muffin, be Mommy’s good boy! Be a sweetie! I’ll buy you a toy for being a nice baby!”

Me: “DUDE! Are you on quaaludes?! You ain’t getting in my car soaking wet! Behave or I’ll punch you in the butt!”

ROFLMAO!!

I don’t know if it was wise to make this image the wallpaper on my cellphone. Everytime I look at it, I quiver.

I don’t know if it was wise to make this image the wallpaper on my cellphone. Everytime I look at it, I quiver.

UGH!! I can’t wait for hockey to start up again! Vinny, if you’re ever in town, we’ll jump in my yellow Hummer, paint the town Cubby Blue and visit the Madhouse on Madison and see Blackhawks kick some ass and take some names!

Me: “DAD!! I just found out that Jersey Boys isn’t coming out until November 11th! I can’t wait that long to get my Vinny fix! What the hell is going on with your bootleg hook up?!”
Big Al: “I don’t know. I’ve asked him about it but he doesn’t have Jersey Boys.”
Me: “I do not understand this. He can get every other movie under the sun. He gets movies that no one has ever heard of. He gets obscure Mexican movies. He gets porn. How on Earth does he NOT have Jersey Boys?!”
Big Al: “How do you know he gets porn?!!”
Me: “Why are you trying to change the subject?!!”
ROFLMAO!! WTF!! I can’t wait this long! I’ve been forsaken!!

Me: “DAD!! I just found out that Jersey Boys isn’t coming out until November 11th! I can’t wait that long to get my Vinny fix! What the hell is going on with your bootleg hook up?!”

Big Al: “I don’t know. I’ve asked him about it but he doesn’t have Jersey Boys.”

Me: “I do not understand this. He can get every other movie under the sun. He gets movies that no one has ever heard of. He gets obscure Mexican movies. He gets porn. How on Earth does he NOT have Jersey Boys?!”

Big Al: “How do you know he gets porn?!!”

Me: “Why are you trying to change the subject?!!”

ROFLMAO!! WTF!! I can’t wait this long! I’ve been forsaken!!

Vinny on New York Police and Fire Widows and Childrens’ benefit fund Facebook page. 
 
 

Vinny on New York Police and Fire Widows and Childrens’ benefit fund Facebook page.

 

 

(Source: facebook.com)

Me: “J!!! Look at him! I want to have his babies!”
J: “I bet you can stare at that all day!”
Me: “Yeah, while I have a personal moment with myself!”
J: “Uh, I didn’t need to know all that!”
ROFLMAO!!! The shit we talk about in that shitter of a pharmacy!

Me: “J!!! Look at him! I want to have his babies!”

J: “I bet you can stare at that all day!”

Me: “Yeah, while I have a personal moment with myself!”

J: “Uh, I didn’t need to know all that!”

ROFLMAO!!! The shit we talk about in that shitter of a pharmacy!