Me: “DAD!! I just found out that Jersey Boys isn’t coming out until November 11th! I can’t wait that long to get my Vinny fix! What the hell is going on with your bootleg hook up?!”
Big Al: “I don’t know. I’ve asked him about it but he doesn’t have Jersey Boys.”
Me: “I do not understand this. He can get every other movie under the sun. He gets movies that no one has ever heard of. He gets obscure Mexican movies. He gets porn. How on Earth does he NOT have Jersey Boys?!”
Big Al: “How do you know he gets porn?!!”
Me: “Why are you trying to change the subject?!!”
ROFLMAO!! WTF!! I can’t wait this long! I’ve been forsaken!!