Pharmacy Follies

Putting the "harm" in "pharmacy" since 2001! Check out Pharmacy Follies on Facebook.

When I'm not at Pharmacy Hell, I'm home with my dogs and critters. Check us out at Sekc's Zoo and at Facebook.

If I didn't have to legally deal drugs to pay my bills, I'd rather be at Wrigley Field, home of the Chicago Cubs, and at the United Center, home of the Chicago Blackhawks!

I love me some Boardwalk Empire and because of that, I spend a whole lot of obsessive time fantasizing about the various ways I can ravish Vincent Piazza. As if you couldn't figure that out by all the pics I post of him on here.

In short, this is the kind of shit that swirls around in my melon. Don't say I didn't warn you. I take no responsibility if you're mentally scarred by the shit I post on here!!

Apr 22
I got the same letter! However, I passed up this offer because I thought working in that shitter of a pharmacy was the better choice. LMAO!!

I got the same letter! However, I passed up this offer because I thought working in that shitter of a pharmacy was the better choice. LMAO!!


Apr 21
-I keep so much shit stashed in my vaginal vault so I don’t know if I got room for Premarin. LMAO!!

-I keep so much shit stashed in my vaginal vault so I don’t know if I got room for Premarin. LMAO!!


Wrigley’s got his rally towel on for the game. LET’S GO HAWKS!!!

Wrigley’s got his rally towel on for the game. LET’S GO HAWKS!!!


Thank you for the suggestions. I used room temp water but I used a styrofoam bowl. I don’t know if that made the difference but I’m going to attempt it again and try with a plastic disposable bowl and see if that does the trick. Thanks again. :o)
Try using room temperature tap or bottled water. And use a plastic disposable cup. Hmm…and try not to drop the polish…

Vincenzo getting his Rangers vs. Flyers game on!

Vin, you need to come to Chicago and see my boys at the Madhouse on Madison throw down on the rink. I’ll be your personal chauffeur. You can even crash at my crib. I promise no monkey business. Unless you want there to be, LMAO!!


Apr 20
Me: “Dad, you still got the hook up on the boot leg connection?”
Dad: “Yeah, why?”
Me: “I need Jersey Boys when it comes out.”
Dad: “Oh! Now boot legs are good enough for you, huh?”
Me: “No, not really. When it comes out, I’m sure I’ll see it about 5 times at the show. 10 times if it plays at the drive in and at the IMAX in 3D. 20 times if Vincent Piazza is stark raving nude in it. However, there’s going to come a point when it’s cost prohibitive to keep seeing it at the show so that’s why I need a boot leg so I can watch it all the time from the comfort of my bedroom.”
Dad: “I didn’t need to know all that. Especially the part about wanting to see a naked guy. All you needed to say was get me Jersey Boys. That would’ve been enough.”
ROFLMAO!! My Dad and I have some crazy ass conversations.

Me: “Dad, you still got the hook up on the boot leg connection?”

Dad: “Yeah, why?”

Me: “I need Jersey Boys when it comes out.”

Dad: “Oh! Now boot legs are good enough for you, huh?”

Me: “No, not really. When it comes out, I’m sure I’ll see it about 5 times at the show. 10 times if it plays at the drive in and at the IMAX in 3D. 20 times if Vincent Piazza is stark raving nude in it. However, there’s going to come a point when it’s cost prohibitive to keep seeing it at the show so that’s why I need a boot leg so I can watch it all the time from the comfort of my bedroom.”

Dad: “I didn’t need to know all that. Especially the part about wanting to see a naked guy. All you needed to say was get me Jersey Boys. That would’ve been enough.”

ROFLMAO!! My Dad and I have some crazy ass conversations.


-Tooter the Easter Turtle.

-Tooter the Easter Turtle.


Me: “H, you wanna go see the Jersey Boys movie with me when it comes out?”

H the Pharmacist: “I saw the play. I loved it. They’re making a movie of it?”

Me: “It’s been made. My future sex slave husband is in it. It comes out June 20th. I might need someone to keep my silly ass in check to prevent me from running up to the screen and humping on Vinny when they show him.”

H: “Oh, God!”

And just as we’re talking about it, Sherry started playing on the radio. Speak of the devils! That was a sign!!


I’m still rocking the stiletto look. I haven’t poked out an eyeball and because I don’t have any tallyhoohoo’s at my disposal so that means I haven’t accidentally circumcised anyone yet so I like the look. Because it’s Easter, I really wanted to try the water marble look. This video made it look so easy.


Bullshit!! I couldn’t get the God damn color to spread correctly so I could apply it to my nails. After dicking around for about 15 minutes trying to get that shit right, I got pissed off and decided just to go with the half moon look again. I wanted my nails to be as bright as an Easter egg so I went with blinding ass hot pink. I used “Pool Party” by China Glaze and for the half moon, I used “Colibri” by Isadora. I don’t even know if that brand is even around anymore as I bought that color a million years ago. I topped it off with a hologram top coat, because you all know I’m all about being a sparkly bitch(lol), and a few coats of quick dry top coat so they can be nice and shiny.


The Easter Wrigley is about to make a delivery. Happy Easter, everyone!!

The Easter Wrigley is about to make a delivery. Happy Easter, everyone!!


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