Putting the "harm" in "pharmacy" since 2001! Shit I blog about: Vincent Piazza, Boardwalk Empire, Chicago Cubs, Chicago Blackhawks and my Rottweiler Wrigley.

 




Some really old school pics of Vinny tricking off on a vroom vroom for Confederate Motors.

Some really old school pics of Vinny tricking off on a vroom vroom for Confederate Motors.

(Source: facebook.com)

I haven’t seen my cousin in a hot minute so I sent him a message…

Me: “What are you doing this weekend? Wanna go to the zoo?”

Him: “Prima, we going to Niagara Falls this weekend. Didn’t want to put it out there till we come back.

Because I know my cousin, I felt I better give him some advice to help keep his silly ass in check…

Me: “You’re going to Niagara Falls!! Sweet! Just don’t lose your mind and try this shit.

Although, to be completely honest, if he was planning on going down that son’bitch in a God damned barrel, I’d be the first one to scream “HOORAY!!!” as he goes down, ROFLMAO!!!

Isn’t this the fucking truth? There’s just WAY too many stories of dogs, most them of innocent victims, getting rolled on by the 5-0.  Sweet Baby Jesus.

Isn’t this the fucking truth? There’s just WAY too many stories of dogs, most them of innocent victims, getting rolled on by the 5-0.  Sweet Baby Jesus.

-I should’ve known that if a chocolate milk doesn’t expire until fucking DECEMBER, and it’s July, it was going to taste like a sack of artificially made assholes.

-I should’ve known that if a chocolate milk doesn’t expire until
fucking DECEMBER, and it’s July, it was going to taste like a sack of
artificially made assholes.

-Because the best place to discover that life changing event is in a public shitter. While you’re on the bowl crying, I got a turtle head poking out. God help us.

-Because the best place to discover that life changing event is in a
public shitter. While you’re on the bowl crying, I got a turtle head poking
out. God help us.

My phones goes off in the middle of the night. And I get excited thinking it’s a booty call. Or someone needs to bailed out of jail. I mean, why else would anyone call in the middle of the night? Anyways, it was the Cubs. 16 innings?! Started at 7pm and ended at 1:35am? Holy frogs balls!

My phones goes off in the middle of the night. And I get excited thinking it’s a booty call. Or someone needs to bailed out of jail. I mean, why else would anyone call in the middle of the night? Anyways, it was the Cubs. 16 innings?! Started at 7pm and ended at 1:35am? Holy frogs balls!

It never fails. I need to ring up a patient and the pinche register wants me to change my password. I’m getting really tired of that shit because it makes us do it often. It’s 4 numbers and because I have so many fucking passwords to remember, I try to keep it easy so I use birthdays. So far, I’ve used my birthday, my kid’s birthday, my ex’s birthday and it was currently set to my dog’s birthday. Now, it’s making me change it on the spot and my brain took a huge shit on me. The only birthday I could think of was Vinny’s so that’s what it is now, LMAO!!

It never fails. I need to ring up a patient and the pinche register wants me to change my password. I’m getting really tired of that shit because it makes us do it often. It’s 4 numbers and because I have so many fucking passwords to remember, I try to keep it easy so I use birthdays. So far, I’ve used my birthday, my kid’s birthday, my ex’s birthday and it was currently set to my dog’s birthday. Now, it’s making me change it on the spot and my brain took a huge shit on me. The only birthday I could think of was Vinny’s so that’s what it is now, LMAO!!

Done did my nails. The hot pink is “Pool Party” by China Glaze and the silver hologram is “Silver Sparkler” by Salon Perfect. I used a new top coat, “Crystal Clear” by Sally Hansen. I really like it as makes my nails look shiny and it dried quickly although that could be due to the fact that I used a blow dryer to dry my nails.

Done did my nails. The hot pink is “Pool Party” by China Glaze and the silver hologram is “Silver Sparkler” by Salon Perfect. I used a new top coat, “Crystal Clear” by Sally Hansen. I really like it as makes my nails look shiny and it dried quickly although that could be due to the fact that I used a blow dryer to dry my nails.

I’d like to ride that. Vinny. Not the bike. Just in case anyone was confused.

I’d like to ride that. Vinny. Not the bike. Just in case anyone was confused.

-Wrigley’s listening to the skipper talk after the Cubs game.

-Wrigley’s listening to the skipper talk after the Cubs game.

-Shelby sure knows how to throw the Evil Eye during a bath. LMAO!

-Shelby sure knows how to throw the Evil Eye during a bath. LMAO!

Are you looking to buy a dog harness? Look no further. This is made by Kumfy Tailz.  I bought it for Wrigley and he’s only worn it twice. I do not like it as it’s not meant for dogs who feel the need to pull so they can pee on every tree they see. I use a Gentle Leader harness but I saw this, liked it and decided to try it. It’s a really nice harness as it’s great for night time walks as it’s neon orange and the straps are reflective. It also comes with a cooling/heating pack, that I never used, so that it can keep the dogs chest cool or warm. The size is a large and it’s meant for dogs who weigh 65lbs and up. The neck range is 20-26” and the belly range is 25-35”. It does come with extenders so that if your dog is slightly bigger, you can adjust it to fit perfectly. Like I said, it’s a really nice harness but if you have a dog that likes to pull, this is not a good harness to help keep your dog in check.

It retails for $39.99 and with shipping and handling, it sells for almost $50. I’m selling this one for $30. It’s in excellent, practically new condition, as it’s only been used twice. If you’re friends and family and live near me, if you want it, I can bring it to you whenever we see each other. If you don’t live near me and you want me to ship it to you, I’ll do so at your expense. I won’t rape you anally without lube on shipping and handling like most places do but that’s neither here nor there, LMAO!! Let me know if you’re interested!